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ANDRE032 tulis:

Good night, folks

It's only a little joke...

"What do cinders, charcoal, ember, and fire have that a smoke simply doesn’t have?"

Hmm.. Should i answer this? What a smoke doesnt have is "R".. Am i right?

Yeayyyy....

You're right

FANI124 tulis:

Hmm.. Should i answer this? What a smoke doesnt have is "R".. Am i right?

ANDRE032 tulis:

Yeayyyy....

You're right

Yeayyy... Will i get any prize? Hehe kidding..

Anyway good morning all!

Have a wonderful day. God leads.

I wanna see your smile ..

Think of it..

A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere.

He had nothing and nowhere to hide.

He came home with no umbrella nor even a hat

but not a single hair on his head was wet.

Why is that? guess what happen ?

CRISTIANO501 tulis:

I wanna see your smile ..

Think of it..

A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere.

He had nothing and nowhere to hide.

He came home with no umbrella nor even a hat

but not a single hair on his head was wet.

Why is that? guess what happen ?

Because he was bald.

Smile, brave bro

Fajar 882 wrorte : He is bald

My turn..

Where do fish save their money?

in the belly

Riverbank

😂😂

FAJAR882 tulis:

My turn..

Where do fish save their money?

Have a yummy lunch, folks

CRISTIANO501 tulis:

in the belly

Nope. Wrong unswer. But thanks for respoding.

Try again.. or somebody else? Wanna try? Monggo.. Eh, Please..

ANDRE032 tulis:

Riverbank

😂😂

Have a yummy lunch, folks

OK. You got it right, Bro.

"River-bank" is the correct unswer. (Or, "In the river-bank" to be more precisely; in case somebody prefer to have unswer in a full and right sentence.) Thanks.

Alright Folks.. Have a nice day. Cheers.. And God bless.

Ooh okay.. I am still thinking how to cash it    

Thanks for the riddle, Mr. FAJAR882

FAJAR882 tulis:

OK. You got it right, Bro.

"River-bank" is the correct unswer. (Or, "In the river-bank" to be more precisely; in case somebody prefer to have unswer in a full and right sentence.) Thanks.

Alright Folks.. Have a nice day. Cheers.. And God bless.

Could anyone find the hidden message of the story below:

"Two days ago, I was invited at my new friend's house. He is a gothic metalhead. The strange thing is that my new friend recently got involved with some weird religious cult. When I was there, he served up some type of meat. He would not tell me what kind of meat it was. I was so scared. It freaked me out. For seconds, I had thought it was human meat, but then after I've eaten it, I knew definitely that It wasn't human eat. Yeah I was wrong when I saw him by his looks. So please, don't judge the book by its cover, dude!"  

is it a riddle?  

ANDRE032 tulis:

Thanks for the riddle, Mr. FAJAR882

Could anyone find the hidden message of the story below:

"Two days ago, I was invited at my new friend's house. He is a gothic metalhead. The strange thing is that my new friend recently got involved with some weird religious cult. When I was there, he served up some type of meat. He would not tell me what kind of meat it was. I was so scared. It freaked me out. For seconds, I had thought it was human meat, but then after I've eaten it, I knew definitely that It wasn't human eat. Yeah I was wrong when I saw him by his looks. So please, don't judge the book by its cover, dude!"  

Yes.

FANI124 tulis:

is it a riddle?  

ANDRE032 tulis:

Yes.

So difficult....

He realized that he was eating with someone else which was not a human, and not his friend indeed....

No. His new friend is human.

Okay, I shall give you a clue

For seconds, ...

FANI124 tulis:

So difficult....

He realized that he was eating with someone else which was not a human, and not his friend indeed....

ANDRE032 tulis:

No. His new friend is human.

Okay, I shall give you a clue

For seconds, ...

It was a ghost??

Oh my God.. I'm so curious😣😣

ANDRE032 tulis:

No. His new friend is human.

Okay, I shall give you a clue

For seconds, ...

I knowwww!!! He is a cannibal because "he had thought it was a human meat"

Yes, Fani. You have found the answer.

The first person characther (I) in the story is cannibal.

FANI124 tulis:

I knowwww!!! He is a cannibal because "he had thought it was a human meat"

Im looking for a blue eyes pretty gorgeous nice kind heart single woman.

Anyone can help with that? Thanks.

JOHAN895 tulis:

Im looking for a blue eyes pretty gorgeous nice kind heart single woman.

Anyone can help with that? Thanks.

Pls help yourself n wake up... lol

Finally!

ANDRE032 tulis:

Yes, Fani. You have found the answer.

The first person characther (I) in the story is cannibal.

JOHAN895 tulis:

Im looking for a blue eyes pretty gorgeous nice kind heart single woman.

Anyone can help with that? Thanks.

Don't think there is one in here, since we are Asian and local dating site.

Yup.. she is available. she is so eager to know you are there.

She is coming to pick you up ASAP.. Blue blue blue, a real blue.

Blue Bird  

JOHAN895 tulis:

Im looking for a blue eyes pretty gorgeous nice kind heart single woman.

Anyone can help with that? Thanks.